amy the hobo
Being born as a hobo, I have managed to become a very talented one. Today after PE, Lynna, Amy and I sat around near the 'berry tree' (you know that tree thats like... on the heathersett lawns and it has berries on it?) Well, Lynna and I went walking around the tree and picking berries to eat because we are so hobo-ly skilled. All the while, Amy stood on the sidelines giving us an "are-you-sure-those-things-are-edible? look" So after eating a few berries and convincing Amy to try one, Amy's mouth was full on purple while Lynna and I look fine. That was when we agreed; Amy wouldn't make it as a hobo
AND THUS~ THE TALE OF AMY THE HOBO IS BORN !
Once upon time there was a hobo called Amy Liu. She was a complete and utter hobo FAIL. One random day, she decided to sit down on the ground in the middle of the city and wants to see how fun it would be. While sitting, Amy noticed that she had company; a single ant crawled next to her. Amy jumped up and screamed:
"AH! ITS AN ANT ! ITS GOING TO EAT ME ! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Then all the surrounding people stared at Amy the hobo; everyone thought she was such a hobo FAIL and ignored her. So from that point on, Amy refused to sit down again because the ants might try and kill her while she was sitting on the ground. Bored from just standing at the same spot, and noticing another ant crawling towards her, Amy the hobo ran away and walked a nearby Chanel store. As she walked the store assistants were like "O__o?" and the security guards were like ">=/". Then Amy the hobo asked for a pair of Chanel shoes because her feet were hurting from all the standing. So then the store assistants didn't really want to get the shoes but then they did because they are desperate for business. So as Amy the hobo put the shoes on, they fit perfectly and were extra comfy. So she asked for the price:
"How much is this?"
"$500"
So Amy reached into the hobo-y pockets of her hobo clothes and yelled:
"NO ! I left my Gucci wallet in my locker at my hobo school!"
Then the security guards escorted her out of the store because they didn't want some wannabe rich person in their store and creating a bad image for their brand. So then Amy the hobo was very sad; she couldn't get another pair of shoes. Amy the hobo looked up at the sky and thought
'could life get worse?'
then she looked down at her hand... and gasped...!
OKAY~ IM GETTING KICKED OUTTA THE COMP ROOM, SO I'LL END ON A CLIFFHANGER ! Do not worry, the rest of this beautiful story shall be told tomorrow~ BE PATIENT MY FANS ;]
jaane
afterschool [comic life time!]
So today i wasn't feeling all that great, but after school... away from teachers, work, geography maps and similar triangles, i actually started to feel a lot better.
Strangely enough, instead of being the loner i expected to be... (xD CHRISTIE) Eunice and Beccy were with me ! (: So then all three of us sat at our own computers looking like a bunch of manga nerds because we were all reading different mangas... then Emily came and joined us... Emily quite enjoys taking photos (xD) so we ended up taking a few pictures on comic life:
yup, being fob is cool ! azn pride (:
jaane <3
re 'test' ;]
Okay... i thought today would be the death of me: geography due, a science test tomorrow and an re test at lunchtime. Yeah, things seemed pretty bad. However...
geography wasn't that bad
science test got cancelled
and the re test?
funniest shyt ever xD
at lunchtime, Eunice and i went down to room D to find Ms Gray just standing there doing nothing and holding our tests. Giving the tests to us, she tells us to 'find an empty room and then tell her where we'll be'. So we chose room C (OLD FORM ROOM =D). As soon as we started the test...
Jane: hey, what does 'gospel' mean?
Eunice: I think it's 'good news'
-both write the answer down-
and that went on for quite a while until... MS. GRAY BURSTS INTO THE ROOM! So you'd expect her to stay and watch over us for the rest of the lunchtime since she doesn't have anything else to do but... she just walks in all flustered and goes:
"oh good girls, i can't find sally anywhere so i'll have to find her some other time. girls, when your done with the test, just put it in my pigeon hole okay?"
so then, she just ditches us xD. its rather sad... she trusted us so much, we're sorry ms gray ):
since room C was in the yr 8 area, lots of yr 8s busted into the room every now and then. So finally when we got up to the questions about the 'transfiguration' and both Eunice and i are like 'uhh...', my good buddy miranda enters the room ! =D
Jane: MIRANDA ! can we borrow your bible?
Miranda: Yeah, sure.
and thus, we acquired a bible. whilst in the process of 'vigorously studying the holy book' the DOOR OPENED! AND IN CAME...
MR PETERSON
so around about now, you would think a teacher would be suspicious if two girls were being held in at lunchtime and staring at a bible and suddenly jolting back upright as soon as the door opened. but instead...
Mr Peterson: what are you girls doing?
Jane: re work (:
Mr Peterson: ah, what sort of re work?
Eunice: marks gospel
Mr Peterson: marks gospel? AH! shoot me a question !
Jane: um... who betrayed jesus?
Mr Peterson: betrayed jesus? judas!
-Jane and Eunice write answer down-
Eunice: what was the transfiguration
Mr Peterson: hm... i don't know
eventually he leaves, we finish the test, we return the bible, we put the test in ms gray's pigeonhole
and the poor re/history teacher didn't know a thing...
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long time no... type? o.O
Jannie's spot ^^
hehe..JANNIEE WAS HERE!!..kekeke..i'm in english with Jane atm..hehe..
lol..better get back to working.
ILY JANE!
Yes, well... anyways! omgsh, i bet you thought i ditched this blog thing, but i didnt! SUCK OFF THAT ! xD
well, the plan... didn't take place TT^TT !! But something even more interesting has happened. You know what I mean 'manda ;]
SO! uh... a lot of stuff happened in the time between... last post and this english class i'm in right now, but to be honest...
i can't be stuffed saying everything ! HAHA, i ish lazy =] but i WILL summarise outlook in five words:
DON'T SUCK IT; BITE IT!
ROFLS
:) till next time my friends
ps. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY 'MANDA! ily (:
'the plan' ;]
Melbourne cup... well, my family bet on a lot of the horses. Especially on the horses that had high hopes. So my mum went and picked all the pro horses and our birthdays (tradition xD). So we sit there watching...
and some HOBO horse wins !! T__T
and not just ANY hobo horse, the hobo horse was my MUM's BIRTHDAY. So then, I'm all like =D coz of course my mum would have put some money on her own horse.
But she didn't. AS IF! ><"
However, there were more 'important matters' that Amanda and I discussed over the phone. We discussed our -cough- plan. ;] can't reveal too much, ne? After all, there could be prying eyes everywhere >.>"" What does it involve?
...
You'll find out when it actually takes place, coz there's no way i WOULDN'T post about it =D
Gotta contact you again before Saturday, 'manda ! XP
BAH, long weekend over. School tomorrow. ==" sucks...
joanna is gay
on msn~
joannaaa_.@.*
says:
come be gay with me
j a n e e. e <3 says:
.............
j a n e e. e <3 says:
i'll pass
joannaaa_.@.* says:
cos gay is the new cool
j a n e e. e <3says:
im quite happy with my sexuality right now
joannaaa_.@.* says:
NOOOOO
joannaaa_.@.* says:
be gay with me!!!
...
'nuf said =/
-no alterations have been made to the above msn conversation except for what my msn name reads. this change is due to the fact that my msn is too long and it doesn't really show that it's me-
'no parking'
Some people just don't get it...
Before I start to rant, how different does my blog look now!? :O
Anyways, today I went with my family to Chaddy to just... buy stuff. :D The thing is, you know how Chaddy is like, half under-construction? And like, the carpark is all screwed up? Yeah. Well. After a long time of shopping, my family started to feel hungry and my parents wanted to go this reeeaaally spicy szechuan restaurant, that's like in the city. So we went walking to our car...
This is a diagram of what the carpark looked like:
The big shaded box is like, construction. If it wasn't there, there would be a lot of ways you could get to the exit, but because it IS there, there's just one narrow gap.
So this little section is where my family and many other families parked their cars. The fat X is our car and the rest are just random cars.
Yes, so there are clearly still other spaces where people could park; there was a spot NEXT to our car for crying out loud. Well, my family walks to our car all happy and eager to have a yummy meal when we notice this:
Some DIBNOB just goes and PARKS their car right there. So my mum is like T__T and my dad is like >=/ and my brother's like =D (coz he's 4, he doesn't really get the idea of 'stuck'). So then my parents ditch me and my brother to go to those announcement places and such. Soon, blaring through the whole of Chaddy is:
"Would the owner of car blah blah blah please return to their car immediently and move it"
or something like that. So then you think the person would come quickly right?
wrong
We waited for 40 minutes, and no one showed up. So then...
We just asked the maintenance people for permision and drove over all the pretty flowers on the left side of the carpark.
~RIP Flowers~
TALK ABOUT A DIBNOB >=\
jaane <3 PS. If ever you find this Chadstone, our family is greatly sorry for ruining your pretty little flowers but it was necessary :)
chinese school
Like any other typical day at Chinese school, Jolene and I weren't paying any attention at all. Neither was anyone else as far as I could tell. I was doing math revision, Jolene was playing tetris and we were both sending text messages to Annabel from across the room.
Yeaah, we're lazy xD
Well, then we had our little ten minute break so I went to visit Amy who is in her smarty, accelerate-y Chinese class. She brought her math revision too! :) And she was complaining about how thick it was, until she noticed that it was only 'one-paged'.
The lesson we have learnt: going to Japan drains away your English vocabulary
BUT THAT ISN'T THE POINT! The point is, that when I went back to my classroom, Annabel sent a text saying "Hey, your diary isn't in the same place" And yeah, my diary had been moved. And when I opened it, I found:
throughout my diary all the way from:
to:
Needless to say, Annabel... you are so, so, so screwed next science and tech class.
Towards the end of the Chinese class, we noticed some random old woman sitting in the back of our classroom, staring at everyone with an evil look which was like: >=\ Jolene and I shared a quick "omgsh, what is SHE doing here?" look before remembering something our poor Chinese teacher said last week:
"Next week, a lady will come to assess my teaching skills and my abilities to control a class. Please be on your best behaviour"
Uh... I think he should start looking for a new job.
English was boring, we're doing debating with the topic 'honesty is not the best policy'. Affirmative; any suggestions? xP
Math was just... math and we sat there listening about sin, cos and tan and angles of elevation and depression when our math teacher drew a diagram on the board:
Amy: What's that weird triangle on a stick? It looks like a mushroom
Teacher: ... It's a tree
I guess math teachers have a limited number of geometric shapes they can use... =\
the end :)
jaane <3
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