26.11.08

amy the hobo

Being born as a hobo, I have managed to become a very talented one. Today after PE, Lynna, Amy and I sat around near the 'berry tree' (you know that tree thats like... on the heathersett lawns and it has berries on it?) Well, Lynna and I went walking around the tree and picking berries to eat because we are so hobo-ly skilled. All the while, Amy stood on the sidelines giving us an "are-you-sure-those-things-are-edible? look" So after eating a few berries and convincing Amy to try one, Amy's mouth was full on purple while Lynna and I look fine. That was when we agreed; Amy wouldn't make it as a hobo

AND THUS~ THE TALE OF AMY THE HOBO IS BORN !

Once upon time there was a hobo called Amy Liu. She was a complete and utter hobo FAIL. One random day, she decided to sit down on the ground in the middle of the city and wants to see how fun it would be. While sitting, Amy noticed that she had company; a single ant crawled next to her. Amy jumped up and screamed:

"AH! ITS AN ANT ! ITS GOING TO EAT ME ! GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Then all the surrounding people stared at Amy the hobo; everyone thought she was such a hobo FAIL and ignored her. So from that point on, Amy refused to sit down again because the ants might try and kill her while she was sitting on the ground. Bored from just standing at the same spot, and noticing another ant crawling towards her, Amy the hobo ran away and walked a nearby Chanel store. As she walked the store assistants were like "O__o?" and the security guards were like ">=/". Then Amy the hobo asked for a pair of Chanel shoes because her feet were hurting from all the standing. So then the store assistants didn't really want to get the shoes but then they did because they are desperate for business. So as Amy the hobo put the shoes on, they fit perfectly and were extra comfy. So she asked for the price:

"How much is this?"
"$500"

So Amy reached into the hobo-y pockets of her hobo clothes and yelled:

"NO ! I left my Gucci wallet in my locker at my hobo school!"

Then the security guards escorted her out of the store because they didn't want some wannabe rich person in their store and creating a bad image for their brand. So then Amy the hobo was very sad; she couldn't get another pair of shoes. Amy the hobo looked up at the sky and thought

'could life get worse?'

then she looked down at her hand... and gasped...!

OKAY~ IM GETTING KICKED OUTTA THE COMP ROOM, SO I'LL END ON A CLIFFHANGER ! Do not worry, the rest of this beautiful story shall be told tomorrow~ BE PATIENT MY FANS ;]

jaane

posted by J ♥% @ 3:39 PM

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